What's the point of Gossip?

Jan 11, 2010

Seriously, What's the point?

Why do we enjoy Gossip so much? It's such a big industry that there are magazines for Gossip. They do only you know what? Gossip. What's that in Gossip that sets off so many people? What do we enjoy in talking in code language like, You-Know-who ran away with You-don't-know-who to Timbutku.

Well, It doesn't matter whether they are happy. Or sad. But we love to have a good time at somebody's expense. By Gossiping about them. Gossip should be changed to Go Piss or something. Why do we have to slander some other person so that we can amuse ourselves over tea? Why do we have to plot the events of someone else so assiduously, or in some cases even the past events when it doesn't affect us in the slightest degree?

I understand that I'm asking a lot of questions, but I'm struggling to get an answer. I have no clue why people enjoy gossiping so much when they know that's a ridiculous waste of time. And especially when they know that they could end up causing harm if they gossip publicly about some dude or dudette. Does it stop us gossiping? Thank fuck, no. We need to have a extra satisfactory tea.

"Let's slander the guy who sits on the fourth left cube today, he was staring at the boobs of the lady in red yesterday. How bad of him yaar? He can't do that in office you know, those poor boobs of the lady in red. They'd feel so balatkarred"

Oh, shut the fuck up.

I did see 'The taking of Pelham 123'. Not a bad film at all. At least, there wasn't any cinematic ending as if Denzel Washington walking away with the 100 million dollar via a belated show of humanity by a hard arsed criminal.

Plans for tomorrow

Stop Gossiping, Kill any gossipers I come across, and place their head on a plate and put a sticky on their very dead forehead saying 'This is what happens when you Gossip, mofo'.

Youtube link of the day

Watch this in Youtube

Lost and found and turned around by the fire in your eyes.

P.S I forgot the PS for the last two blogs.